[I.D tags as Ebi Burgermon]

[gluttire]

Y-yes...YES! YES I've done it!

It took weeks...b-but I think I've finally finished the whole Jolly kit'n'kaboodle.

I have created the perfect burger for my master!

I want to test it first though...s-so who would like a free burger?

[Attached: One Burger Made with 100% fresh ground and grilled Human meat]

Comments

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

...Free food?

[gluttire.livejournal.com]

Indubitably sah. Just accept the attachment I forwarded out and let me know what you think.

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

What's the catch? Are you going to charge me something later?

[gluttire.livejournal.com]

Not a bloomin' bit sah. I'm an Ebi Burgermon. We cook only for the love of cooking...well and payment sometimes...

...but you see my master has a very...selective taste. So before I present to him my latest creation I want to give it a trial run.

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

....
Alright. I'll give it a try.

strikes not there...dig in XD

[gluttire.livejournal.com]

Very good sah!

[Attached: Another burger Made with fresh innocent human meat ]

Do let me know what you think Sah! I am atwitter with anticipation!

Mm, long pig

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

[Attachment accepted!]

Eh...it tastes kind of weird. But its not bad.
I guess they don't have normal cows in the digital world anyway.

XD

[gluttire.livejournal.com]

Oh I am so glad! It's hard to come by this meat, my master usually eats it raw but we can't have that.

kek

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

Uh.
I hope he likes it. Or whatever.

ignoring him and babbling.

[gluttire.livejournal.com]

The hard part is listening to them cry...or scream or whatever...so I try to take care of them fast but if I do it too fast then I worry I'll lose some of the juice you know?

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

...what?

[gluttire.livejournal.com]

The people sah. Master likes to eat them raw so if I want to practice cooking with them for him I have to euthanize the meat myself.

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

Oh...
...
...
Do a lot of people eat human here? I got the feeling that we were rare.

[gluttire.livejournal.com]

As far as I know it's still taboo sah.

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well.
Stay the fuck away from me, anyway.