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LUST! WHERE ARE YOU LUST? COME BACK! I MISS YOU!!!!

Easy there big boy it's been awhile, she's probably just busy.

NONONO! Lust would take me with her! Lust needs me to protect her and eat things for her!

Wait...are you screaming into the D-comm?

LUST! Answer me! I don't want to be alone again Lust! Come home!

YOU IDIOT! Someone's gonna track this!!! We gotta leave now!

But how will lust find me?

We'll deal with that later turn that off!

...Lust...

Current Mood: anxious
Current Location: Warehouse in Junk City

[From the sounds of the screaming cookies are not the only thing on his menu tonight...sadly any attempts to catch him will be too late...but hey give it a shot~]

Current Mood: hungry
Current Location: A bakery in Neon City.

And I shall begin preparing Dinner.

*There is a silence before a swishing sound, and a thunk. A sharp clatter of nuts and bolts falling to the ground a gasp and a body hitting the floor.*

W-What?

Oh dear...I seem to have missed your spine. I'm terribly sorry. Please try not to scream much.

*A loud clang like a frying pan hitting someone and the audio dies*

((Bold is Noelle, italics is Ebi Burgermon, heroes who come to her aid can expect an encounter with gluttony. Log is Here ))

Current Mood: hungry
Current Location: Junk City

Y-yes...YES! YES I've done it!

It took weeks...b-but I think I've finally finished the whole Jolly kit'n'kaboodle.

I have created the perfect burger for my master!

I want to test it first though...s-so who would like a free burger?

[Attached: One Burger ~~Made with 100% fresh ground and grilled Human meat~~]

Current Mood: accomplished

*Sounds of yuck and slobber and eating*

Hurry up Tubbyguts! Aren't you done yet?

*BURP!*

...yep...you're done. And gross.

*Giggle* Scuse me.

Current Mood: hungry
Current Location: Wouldn't you like to know?

*A few minutes of listening to Gluttony gnaw on something that sounds like wood and then a sigh*

I miss Lust.

I'm sorry she's not in this world...err...whoever she is.

*grumbles something about someone named Wrath*

Current Mood: depressed
Current Location: Far away from you thankfully.

*Faint whimpering and sobbing of a Tamer scared witless*

C...can...can I eat her?

N-no please Gluttony you can't, she was just sleeping leave her alone I say!

So...hungry...Grrrr

Look! Look! I'll make you some bloomin' burgers please don't...

*sound of Gluttony eating someone's leg and a woman screaming*

Oh Yggdrasil...I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! AHHH THE COMM IS ON!

*More screaming and the crunching of bone, the wet sound of flesh and muscle being torn apart*

*Click*

Current Mood: hungry
Current Location: *Somewhere*

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What's on the menu?

Life is my Buffet.

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