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And I shall begin preparing Dinner.

*There is a silence before a swishing sound, and a thunk. A sharp clatter of nuts and bolts falling to the ground a gasp and a body hitting the floor.*

W-What?

Oh dear...I seem to have missed your spine. I'm terribly sorry. Please try not to scream much.

*A loud clang like a frying pan hitting someone and the audio dies*


((Bold is Noelle, italics is Ebi Burgermon, heroes who come to her aid can expect an encounter with gluttony. Log is Here ))

Date: 2009-09-10 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihaszippers.livejournal.com
[!] What the hell?

Date: 2009-09-10 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gluttire.livejournal.com
A-ah! Nothing to see here!

Date: 2009-09-10 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihaszippers.livejournal.com
The hell there isn't, just what are you doing!

Date: 2009-09-10 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihaszippers.livejournal.com
You were just speaking it.

Date: 2009-09-10 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gluttire.livejournal.com
Y-you can't prove that!

Date: 2009-09-10 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihaszippers.livejournal.com
And again.

[would look for you if he knew where this person lived, so we'll just continue arguing and hopefully you won't be smart enough to realize I'm distracting you while someone else comes.]

Date: 2009-09-10 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gluttire.livejournal.com
You're a liar!

[Thank god she's too dumb to just hang up]

Date: 2009-09-10 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihaszippers.livejournal.com
I think you're the liar here.

Date: 2009-09-10 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gluttire.livejournal.com
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Date: 2009-09-10 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihaszippers.livejournal.com
Are you positive that you're positive?

Date: 2009-09-10 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gluttire.livejournal.com
Positive that I'm positive that I'm positive.

Date: 2009-09-10 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihaszippers.livejournal.com
Except the two positives repel each other thus actually making you negative.

Date: 2009-09-10 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] singingartist.livejournal.com
Aunt ... Noelle?

Date: 2009-09-10 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gluttire.livejournal.com
Nope my name is Ebi. You must have a wrong number.

Date: 2009-09-10 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] singingartist.livejournal.com
I heard Aunt Noelle! What are you doing to her?!

Date: 2009-09-10 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gluttire.livejournal.com
I-inviting her to stay for dinner?

Date: 2009-09-10 09:47 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-10 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gluttire.livejournal.com
The number you have dialed is no longer in service!

Date: 2009-09-10 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com
You're not fooling anyone, and you'd better hope she's not dead by the time I find you.

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